Charity worker: Do you like animals?
Me: On a scale of 1-10 I'll give them a 5 depending on what they are and where there from? This makes me an elitist animalist and I am not ashamed. Thus mice get one (0 if there in my kitchen) and Tigers/ Huskies and Whales get between 8-10.
Charity worker: Would you like to give money to (insert charity here)
Me: There are lots of charities I support unfortunately yours isn't one of them and I was hoping my rant would have meant that you wouldn't ask me this question.
(I smile and walk off)
(Charity Worker looks over bewildered)
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